I went to check on this little jerkface this morning expecting a nice shiny newly shed snake and didn’t see him in his usual spots. So I pulled back the paper towels and my heart stopped for a moment because he was lying belly up in a perfect little loosely coiled death spiral. I kinda just stared at him a second and then poked him to make sure, and that’s when I realized he was just sleeping upside down. He scooched his coils up and looked at me and then went back to sleep so I grabbed the camera.
you’re safe as long as you don’t imagine your otp slow dancing to ‘the way you look tonight’ in their pjs in the kitchen of their new house at 3am with their heads resting on each other’s shoulders if you do imagine that then you’re ruined im sorry